Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Today is going to be copy day

I'm a lemming today, nothing original here just copying and pasting links to others.

But, if you want something to read, check out Rants from Mommyland about donating school supplies.  I've been doing it since before I had kids.  It combines my love of school supplies with my shopping problem multiplied by my obsession with bargains.  Glue for $.01 - who could resist?!?

You know what?  You don't even need to go to the link, just buy supplies and donate to your nearest school, church, food bank, or homeless shelter.  They will make sure it gets where it's needed.

Thank you!

( one will judge if you smell those #2 Ticonderogas before you drop them off.  Oh yeah, that's the good stuff...)

And this is a love life -- to live life each small, sometimes unbearably tedious moment -- together.

I'm copying, posting, and asking you to go to this link today to read this blog post:

When You Think Your Love Story Is Boring

It's beautiful.  It's what happens when Cinderella and Prince Charming, Beauty and her Beast, and Snow White and her Prince Charming live happily ever after.  

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Your Cheatin' Heart

This will probably end my relationship with Huma, but I have to say that if - IF - I were having a sexting relationship with Anthony Weiner, I would be far too embarrassed to give an interview about it.  I don't know what that stupid girl is thinking...

Oh, Huma.  Huma, Huma, are better than this.  There are lots of other men out there that would love to be half of a power couple with you.  And probably quite a few women.  It's time to move on.

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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

In honor of bebe George

I feel like shopping.

Maybe some bling?

Or something fun?
bungalow bouquet twist statement necklace

Or a smart but sensible pump, a la Her Royal Highness The Queen?
anika heel

Decisions, decisions.

If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kate Spade.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Welcome Baby Cambridge

I find it ironic that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will go out of their way to raise their new baby "normally" and yet Kimye will go out of their way to raise their baby in a cloistered pampered environment.  New money is sooo tacky.

Thursday, July 18, 2013

It's just clutter...

It's time to face facts that Batman and Robin are no longer babies.  That The Spouse is soooo over having kids despite an opening on our team for Batgirl.  That our basement is full of crap.  That for the first time in years that crap is easily accessible, thanks to the large storage area in Wayne Manor.  It's time.

This week, I posted ads on Craigslist listing our cloth diapers and trike.  Sniff.  It was surprising how many people were interested in the diapers.  When I cloth diapered, it seemed no one was interested.  Now they are selling like hotcakes.  Sniff.

I diapered both my babies in those diapers.

Batman received that trike for Christmas when he was two.

Sniff, sniff...

But it's just stuff.  Stuff we don't use, don't need, and can pass on to others.

I also sold the reel lawn mower, but feel zero nostalgia about that.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Forget "post racial"...

Wouldn't it be wonderful if instead of sorting people by race we typed them by "asshole" or "not an asshole"?

Think of how fun census forms would be going forward.  And jury selections. And cities that still institute student busing.

Friday, July 12, 2013

Get me central casting!

If a new movie were to be made about the Boston Strangler (in light of new evidence), it better star Michael Imperioli.

Carry on...

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Do we blame gay marriage for this?

There is a penis storm coming!  Lock up your wives and blindfold the children...

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

This is me, circa 1993

Or last Thursday...

Khloe Kardashian

I'm such a trendsetter.  It's hard being me.

What I'm up to...

 Bite off more than you can chew.  

You can always spit it out on the floor if you decide you don’t like it. 

I've been biting, chewing and spitting a lot lately.  Thanks for checking in.

Monday, July 1, 2013

Marriage Truth

This is so true that it's not even funny.  It is.  But it's not.