Fear not, fans, I have returned from the great heartland of America, escaped unscathed from the clutches of the Bible Belt, and scored points with the Spouse. Yes, I survived five days in Kansas with my in-laws!* I have stories to tell and pictures to post, but the Jokers are keeping me busy catching up at work. Back later with updates.
Your Dear Leader,
*Ok, I kinda won the lottery when it comes to in-laws, but it's un-American not to complain about the inlaws.