As if I didn't have enough going on this week with multiple markups, an angry bovine, an upset colon (Batman), and worrying about what to wear clubbing with my Gay Husband on Saturday so as not to embarrass him in front of his friends, a baby migraine came to visit on Tuesday. He decided to invite some friends and have a party in my right eye yesterday. Today he seems to have invited a marching band.
Because I am not one to suffer in silence, I took some Excedrin Migraine yesterday morning. Then some more in the afternoon. And some more before taking to my bed when I finally got home late last night. This morning, as I tipped the bottle and shook meds into my hand, I noted the label reads "Do not take more than two in a 24 hour period." Because it was first thing in the morning, my head/eye throbbed, and I didn't get any sleep the night before, I swallowed the pills before the meaning of the words sank in. Great, an overdose is exactly what I needed today. I'm a frickin' moron.
Hi, my name is Jill and I have a drug problem.