Also, the boy wonder who
stole my job was promoted to Dear Leader of North Korea had a pretty major embarrassment big joke played on the world press. He invited everyone over to watch a long range rocket launch, then exploded it just to show that he could. Rumor has it, the rocket isn't the only thing that Kim Jong Un has that prematurely explodes, if you get my gist. (Yes, I started that rumor right here, but I'm still bitter I was passed over for the dictator position.)
I'm wearing a fancy new ring and bracelet today. Not as fancy as Angie's, but who's competing (besides her)?