I've turned into a sucker for shop at home parties. I used to hate attending Mary Kay (no! I DON'T want to be a Mary Kay lady), Pampered Chef (loved the food, but it was way too expensive for my broke ass), or any of the other shows that I was invited to attend. I would politely decline unless backed into a corner.
Sometime in the past year, I relented, and now I am a shop-at-home-party slut. Bags? Sure, I'm there! Jewelry? Yes, I'd love to host a party! I have a problem. I must stop.
This weekend, I co-hosted a lia sophia jewelry party with a friend (at her house, because the Batcave is a pit of dispair). After hours of playing with sparkly things, two glasses of sangria, and a glass of champagne, I ordered way too much stuff, but got it for a STEAL as the hostess. Shut your traps, haters! When my order arrives, I'll post a photo.
I cannot believe you didn't invite me. Hmph. (Not that I would've come because I still turn my nose up at these parties, but whatev.)
ReplyDeleteI've got a friend who hocks adult toys at home parties. Let me know if you want me to put you in touch with her!
I didn't invite you because you turn your nose up at those parties. You can't be a party pooper and be expected to be invited. But I'll invite you to the next one - which will probably be in the Wayne Manor.
DeleteI'm turning 40 in a few years. Buy me some pretty jewelry from a house party.
ReplyDeleteThe Army wives were HUGE on doing those things. Assuming you had any friends at all, you'd get invited to at least two a month. Although the only ones I ever WANTED to go to were the sex toy ones, which I (very sadly) missed out on several times do to little things like giving birth (pssh, I don't care if I just pushed something out of my hooha 12 hours ago, I want to go check out the vibrating dildos!!)
ReplyDeleteMy Bible Belt husband would be mortified if I attended one of those. But, yes, sounds like a lot of fun!
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