1) I have impetigo on my nose, vitiligo on my arms, and a migraine. I'm pretty
sure the itching on my lip is a cold sore erupting. Yea!
2) Leo, the
fucker, tore up the carpet in our bedroom down to the subfloor. The hole is
about 10"x20". I don't understand why he would do that after all this time, but
he solved the New Carpet vs. No New Carpet argument we've been having. Now we
get to recarpet the entire house. Yea!
3) After showering, but before
getting dressed (I was in a robe, get your minds out of the gutter!), I was in
the kitchen making breakfast and packing lunch for the kids. I knocked a can of
coke out of the fridge and it busted open at my feet, spraying the inside of the
fridge, the kitchen, and my hooha with icy cold diet coke. I cleaned up most of
it, but the kitchen is going to require a detailing tonight. Yea!
I feel for you. Your first paragraph makes it sound like you're trapped in a particularly dark Shel Silverstein poem.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry to hear of your woes, you truly do have my sympathies. But I feel like I must confess that when I got to "hooha" I burst out laughing. Not at you, WITH you.
I'm pretty sure the children were laughing AT me.
DeleteThey say diet coke is supposed to be... refreshing??
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