So, I didn't get the job.
"After careful consideration", North Korea decided to "go in another direction". Apparently, I'm "not the right fit" for their country. I have been wished "the best of luck in future endeavors."
To slap me in the face, thousands of North Koreans have declared their allegiance to Kim Jong Un. Seriously? His greatest leadership trait is that he looks a lot like his grandfather!! When did that qualify someone to be a lifelong dictator?
I live on in the hearts of the peasants to whom I promised 1,000 calories a day.