SOTU

Here are my impressions of last night's State of the Union:

• Like that Biden and Boehner are dressed alike. Better than the lavender Boehner wore last year.
• I wish I had brownies.
• I'd like to open a small business. Show me the money!
• Nancy Pelosi did not wear a snuggie, rather appeared to wear a leopard print jacket that turned out to be metallic embroidery.  The snuggie was a good year.
• Cantor has been secretly replaced by a wax dummy.
• Lots of color in the crowd tonight. Used to be black, navy, and red. And Nancy's green snuggie.
• Seriously, why didn't I make brownies? Oh, that's a nice blue on Marcy Kaptur.
• I'm not watching on the HD tv so not sure what color Boehner is this year. 
• Why does Sec Ed look like he had a stroke? Is it in bad taste to make stroke references? Too soon?
• Kid, I don't care if you pooped. Mommy's working.
• I'm an aspiring entrepreneur who needs financing to grow.
• This is one of my fave nights of the year. Who says government isn't entertaining?
• Crisis averted, I have thin mints.
• Hillary is back to head bands. Don't love them on her. I think even Blair Waldorf would say no.
• I'm waiting to join WW until post-The Spouse's birthday/Super Bowl. Ten more days to gorge, baby! Do I have to go to meetings?
• Is it wrong to suggest botox for a few MOC? Its an election year, after all.
• Now he's shitting on my dream of a big home I can't afford.
• Woo hoo, ag reference! Lame spilled milk joke. But appreciate the shout out to farmers.
• Biden looks like he needs a potty break.
• Go Tom Coburn! I didn't see him. Still working the beard?
• Ah, Lugar. I'm a fan, but he's an endangered species.
• Is he getting booed for wanting to ban insider trading?
• Note: I don't bundle campaign contributions. Or make contributions.
• Like Hillary's pearls and broach. I was too distracted by the headband to notice an hour ago. Let's bring back broaches.
• Iran: nanny nanny nanny goat.
• So far, no catchy "Axis of Evil"-esque sound bite.
• Michelle Obama stole Marcy's thunder by wearing that same shade of blue.  Better.
• Queen Sheila has a slightly new 'do.
• Very solid speech. Of course, I drank the kool aid before he started.
• Robin's  brilliant analysis of Mitch Daniels, "that man has crazy eyes."
• ‎My kid is a political prodigy,
• yes, my three year old is watching the SOTU and Repub rebuttal. Not sure if he can watch the Tea Party's rebuttal to the rebuttal.